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1、While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled……

1、After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In d……

1、When a Tiger comes Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the……

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1、Two boys are talking about the sun and the moon. "Which one of them is more useful?" asked one of them. 两个男孩在谈论太阳和月亮。“它……

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