笑话：While shopping for my first CD

1、While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I called over a salesperson and asked, What does 'hybrid pulse D/A converter' mean?That m

 

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2、结婚那天，我先到理发店做头发，后来看到老公来了，故意对他说：“啊，你也来弄头发啊？好久不见了哦。”老公也很配合的说：“是啊，今天我结婚。”我说：“哎呀，好巧啊，我也是今天结婚。”一旁的发型师惊讶的说：“你们俩认识啊！”

 

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3、病人：“医生，你把剪刀留在我肚子里了。”“没关系，我还有一把。”

 

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4、The great painter was asked, one day to paint a picture of Pharaoh crossing the Red Sea. A little while after the picture had been commenced, a hitch（故障） arose over the fee, and Hogarth found that he would have to complete the commission for about half th

 

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5、刚看有模仿客服整人的办法，遂活学活用，想整一下坐前面的妹纸,趁她出去打水之际，拿起她放桌上的手机，把自己的名字改成10086，然后发了条某某帅哥拖客服表白的短信，等她看了手机却一点反应都没有。然后各种试探，她回过头，悠悠来了句，2货，我是联通的！

 

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6、甲鱼对老鼠说：“我在一家五星级饭店上班！”“瞎扯”“真的，刚才他们又把我的洗澡水拿去做汤了。”

 

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7、今天下了班去剪头发，安排了一妹纸给我干洗，她在我身后打量了一下就走了，半天没人理，我就纳闷了，肿么回事？问了一造型小哥才知道，后脑勺太像那妹纸的前男友了，她刚分手，然后她警告理发店里的妹纸们都别理我，我...我招谁惹谁了!

 

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8、一天晚上，儿子说：“老师为了让小朋友们记住‘公鸡’这个词，就问大家：“长着两只脚，每天早上叫我们起床而且非得把我们叫醒的动物是什么”没想到有个小朋友回答：妈妈。

 

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9、大半夜舍友不睡觉，讨论到生孩子的问题…说顺产对人身体各种好，四号床神补刀：还能体验到夹别人脑袋的乐趣～大家集体崩溃～一号床是个大脸的姑娘，她立刻来了这么一句：那我生的时候得用力夹，把我女儿夹成瓜子脸！！！

 

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10、The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside. The height of the fence was increased to 15 feet, but the kangaroo got out again. Exasperated, the zoo dir

 

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