笑话：一人夜过坟地,见火光,以为是鬼火

1、一人夜过坟地,见火光,以为是鬼火,遂投砖头一块,火光移至另一坟头,该人又仍一砖头,遂听见一声幽怨的声音传来：拉泡屎都不行,一根烟的工夫挨两砖头?

 

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2、One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ 100.After he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him with a bat, knocks him unconscious and throws him out the back door into the river. Soon another guy comes in, pays his fee and

 

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3、一日去日本散心，顺手把一橘子皮扔到地上，一位日本人马上就捡起来了,并说:“我们日本人把吃剩下的果皮加工成果冻卖给你们中国人。”
我一想这多没面子啊！得想办法整整他。正在这时我看见一个用过的tt，便捡了起来，日本人很不解。问我:“您这是？”
我说:“哦，我们中国人用完tt都加工成口香糖卖给你们日本。”

 

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4、刚去买酸辣粉 后面一妹子说她的酸辣粉要少放点粉 她吃不完 结果 结果两份一块出来 她看了看 拿了那份多的就走了。。。留下我一个人看着那份小的在风中凌乱... 你吃不完 我吃得完啊 给我吧吧吧吧............

 

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5、A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up two dimes. Frantically, she called to the father outside. "Your son

 

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6、董事长到分公司开会，顺便把小三生的二儿子带来玩儿。会议结束后找不着孩子了，情急之下问分公司女经理：见着我老二了么？女经理脸一红：您……您一直不肯给人家机会嘛…？

 

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7、One day a man was taunting Alexandre Dumas，the greatFrench novelist，with his ancestry． “Why，” snarled the fellow，“you are a quadroon；yourfather was a mulatto，and your grandfather was a negro．” “Yes，” roared Dumas，“and，if you wish to know'mygreatgrand

 

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8、一个推销员对一个家庭主妇喋喋不休地把他所有的产品都做了介绍，然后问：“您看你缺什么？”主妇不快的答道：“缺钱。”

 

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9、A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either direction. The motorist, in hurry, honked his horn .　　
"If you don't back up," said

 

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10、大街上，两个男人正在吵架。“你是一头笨驴”“你是一头蠢驴”行人劝道：“都是一家人，何必伤和气呢？”

 

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