笑话：After friends of mine landed a

1、After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd.
In an instant, a skycap was a

 

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2、“谁喜欢音乐，向前走三步！”班长发出命令。六名士兵走了出来“很好，现在请你们把这架钢琴抬到三楼会议厅去。”

 

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3、半夜三点多汽车报警一直响，lz忍了一个多小时，最后起来想看看到底谁家有这么NB的车，就在爬窗户观望时，汽车不响了。NM，你就是想临死前看我一眼么？

 

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4、天空中呼啸地飞过一架喷气式战斗机，小鸟看到后很惊奇，小鸟“妈妈，那只鸟怎么飞得那么快”鸟妈妈：“你在屁股上放把火试试”

 

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5、朴实的老妈。我穿的衣服老妈都看不中，说难看！。。割。。某天，我说没衣服穿了，出去买几件衣服，结果中午空手回来了，老妈很惊讶，问:这么大个城市一件难看的衣服都没有？

 

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6、"Oh, my poor man," exclaimed the kind old lady， "It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind."
"You're absolutely right," said the beggar, obviously an old hand at the game." When I

 

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7、“爸爸，有人把我们的车偷走了”“你认得那人的模样了吗”“没留意看，但我把车号记住了！”

 

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8、After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he'd originally wanted. So we exhumed the body and transferred his deceased mother into the new steel casket. "

 

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9、班上一女同学骂人都很大声…今天一男同学去招惹她，开玩笑的说她脑残，女同学便很大声地回应：“你才脑残，你全家都脑残”这时老师刚走进教室，那男同学也大声的说了一句：“不许这样说老师”……

 

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10、小明吃面条，吃着吃着，从喉咙里拖出一根：“哈哈，会动的面条”这时，爸爸在旁边严肃地说“蛔虫有什么好玩的，赶快吃饭！”

 

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