笑话：“我妻子一生气就乱摔乱砸，把气

1、“我妻子一生气就乱摔乱砸，把气往东西上撒。”“我妻子可爱惜东西，她有气就往我脸上撒。”

 

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2、本人出租车司机一名，昨天晚上两个男女学生打的，我们谈好的30，上车后女的说：快点吧，再晚点学校大门就关了！男的说：师傅，我先给你车费吧！他他掏出一张十块一张一百，一百被十块挡着，说：刚好30！又对我眨眨眼睛，我冲他微微一笑，然后就带他们饶了两圈……哥只能帮你这么多了

 

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3、一次上化学课，是关于甲烷的化学性质。于是老师问我们如果发现煤气泄露怎么办？只听见我同桌故作正经的说：“别着急！先点根烟冷静一下”然后...然后我们就被罚站了..

 

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4、A teacher was always so involved in the text being studied that he never looked up . He would call on a student for translation and explanation, and-without realizing it-he often chose the same student day after day. Out of respect, the student wouldn&apo

 

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5、80年代雪条2分钱一根，有个小伙子为了生计整天弄箱雪条走家串户的卖，然后有个小姑娘没钱买，又嘴馋，便和小伙子处朋友，谈对象。于是小姑娘成了我老妈！ 这是我爸说的，宇宙最便宜的媳妇，2分钱一个

 

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6、One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said "Da-Dy" to the baby many times. John felt very happy because he thought his wife chose the word "Dady" to

 

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7、本人在仓库上班，今日一女同事在发邮件，邀请产品退库返检，结果发邮件时，退库返检打成脱裤返检，还发给全厂的工作人员，后来别人说她一个下午脸都红红的

 

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8、Three Men in a Boat
Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch.
A passing policeman stopped to watch the sp

 

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9、某天三兄弟在公园里散步时看见路中间有件东西 。
“看起来像便便!” 大哥说，“我最好检查一下。”他弯下深吸了一口气，“闻起来像便便!”他说。
二哥走上前去把手指插进去感觉：“摸起来像便便。”他说。
小弟拿指头戳了一下放进嘴里然后说：“尝起来也像便便。”
三兄弟终於松了口气说, "幸好我们没有踩到它!"

 

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10、A poor man， presenting himself before the King of Spain，asked his charity， telling him that he was his brother． Theking desiring to know how he claimed kindred to him， the poorfellow replied，“We are all descended from one common fatherand mother—viz．， Ada

 

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