笑话：Two boys are talking about the

1、Two boys are talking about the sun and the moon. "Which one of them is more useful?" asked one of them.
两个男孩在谈论太阳和月亮。“它们中哪个更有用？”其中一个问道。
"Of course the moon is. The moon is in the sky when it's dark, but the sun is in the sky in the d

 

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2、“我女朋友背着我跟别的男人约会。”“哦，你女朋友力气真大。”

 

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3、放假的时候去同学学校玩,是个女的,她陪我在学校逛,经过一个厕所,她说我去一下洗手间.然后我说我也要去一下.于是我转身向男厕所走去.突然,她叫住我,从包里拿出一包纸巾,说,里面没纸,你带了么?说完把纸往我手里一塞...... 然后我们就互相看着,看着...她好像忽然反应过来,脸一红,说,你就用来擦擦手吧... 我心里一直嘀咕:你不知道男生只要抖两下就行了么...

 

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4、张三去公共厕所，厕所只有四个位置，他敲敲门，只有一间是空的。打开门一看，简直无法踏足，于是他不得不出来又狠狠地带上了门。恰巧这时李四又进来了，李四打开门看了一眼回过头怒视张三：“拉完屎也不冲？！”，张三用手指着便池：“少废话，你看冒汽儿吗？”

 

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5、和一哥们一起干活，中途休息，只见那哥们一只手拿着手机，一只手掐算，接着抬起头对我说“哦，四点了”当时笑喷，尼玛数学是体育老师教的吧！

 

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6、哥们某相亲网站VIP，一周能相三个女会员。此人实在缺乏新意，只有吃饭看电影一套流程，连续相完六个后，妹子都选看功夫熊猫，结果此人在看第七遍后实在无聊睡着了，妹子回短信：这么有趣的电影你也能睡着，你真无趣，拜拜。

 

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7、One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son,&qu

 

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8、女朋友掉水里，他第一时间把妈妈推了下去，坐在岸边思考先救谁。

 

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9、When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late（已故的） father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine（男性的） .
Years later, when I felt she was old enough to understand, I explained to Myles, Your name is very special. I

 

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10、去小商店买烟，二十一块钱一包，结果差一块零钱，我正满钱包的找着呢；这时老板正很嗨的游戏ing，不耐烦的来句：没一块就算了，反正假烟利润大。。。

 

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