笑话:When a Tiger comes Two guys we

1、When a Tiger comes Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surpris

 


2、一哥们鼓起勇气在QQ上向MM深情表白,一会儿MM回复:我是她的妈妈,我是来偷菜的

 


3、Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool(毒菌) ?Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.
年少的童子军:我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒蕈区别开呢?年长的童子军:上床前吃一个。如果你第二天早上醒来,那就是蘑菇。

 


4、过马路的时候遇上红灯了,朋友意欲前行,我叫住他:“灯,等灯等灯!”朋友回过头来鄙夷的对我说:“就你有英特尔啊!”

 


5、一群萤火虫在空中飞,其中有一只不发光!另一只很好奇地问他:“哥门,你怎么不发光啊?” 不发光的萤火虫回答道:“哎,哥们上月忘交电费了!”

 


6、A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"
The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."
一份报纸

 


7、今天想提前下班,领导不允许:“你提前走人就算你是旷工了啊!”
我呵呵一乐:“我本来就是啊。”
然后扛起镐子走出了矿区。

 


8、做饭时,一只螃蟹顶出锅盖,对你说:我热,答曰: 想红就忍着...

 


9、Once I received a thank-you note from a friend whom I had helped. In the envelope were five lottery tickets that had been scratched, revealing the numbers. "Thank you very much for your help," the note read. "As a gift, I bought you some lo

 


10、公园内,长椅上,俩个陌生人对话。 甲对乙说:“你看那小孩,长的不男不女的,你说他到底是男孩还是女孩?” 乙听后,不爽的答道:“是女孩!她是我的女儿!” 甲很尴尬,略带歉意的说:“哦……真对不起,我不知道你是她的爸爸!” 乙愤怒的吼道:“不!我是她妈妈!!”

 


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