笑话：男：若我抱你，你会怎样？女：反

1、男：若我抱你，你会怎样？女：反抗！ 男：若我吻你，你会怎样？女：反抗。 男：若我压在你身上。做那个事情呢？女：有完没完！女人的力气毕竟有限的嘛。 这个故事告诫所有的男人，不是不行，也不是不可以。只是你做的方法不对。

 

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2、Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger.
Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."
Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dea

 

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3、小学五六年级时，一天晚上在表弟家看电视，看CCTV-6，到床戏时，姑姑拿着遥控器就要换频道说：小孩子不能看这个，弟弟一把抢过遥控器，喊：放心吧，中央台不会脱的。

 

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4、凌晨，天还没有亮，家住山区的张金角已经起身，招呼着伙伴们一起进山。 15公里的山路，对于已经上了年纪的老大来说，已经逐渐成为不小的负担。 太阳升起的时候，他们拨开晨雾，来到幽静的山谷。 今天，他们到这里是想碰碰运气，寻找一种传说中的独特食材：来自东土大唐的唐三藏。

 

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5、Returning from a golf outing（远足，短途旅行） , my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. Daddy, who won the golf game? You or Uncle Richie?
Uncle Richie and I don't play golf to win, my husband hedged（避免作正面答复） . We just play t

 

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6、和女友约会，看到前面有个和我女友很像的了，就上去拍了下她屁股。她一转头就给了我一巴掌。这时有人拍我肩膀… 我一转头女友就给了我一巴掌。

 

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7、早上起来，弟弟看到桌上放着一个瓶子，里面装有“麦片”于是把他当作早餐吃了，这时哥哥晨练回来，洗梳完毕，坐在桌前修脚，突然问弟弟，你有没有看到我放在桌上的瓶子，那里有我攒的脚皮

 

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8、Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages?
Betty: Because they had so many knights.
老师：为什么有时我们称中世纪为黑暗时代呢？
贝蒂：因为那时有许多骑士。

 

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9、小学老师一枚，一天值日，课间几个学生在花坛跳上跳下玩，忽然一学生从花坛跳下摔趴在地上，忙上前叫了几声没动静，蹲下轻轻地拍他，还没触及，他忽然跳起来，一溜烟跑了，吓得老师摔坐在地上，凌乱。。。。。。

 

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10、A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
Little Johnny then stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"

 

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