笑话：考场上有人传纸条，老师走了过来

1、考场上有人传纸条，老师走了过来捡起纸条看了看，没说什么。结果那一门科目俩人答案传疯了。事后，问第一个纸条上写了啥，他说：“今天的老师好漂亮。”

 

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2、坐火车回家，一哥们看查票的来了，起身就跑。结果被几个查票的追了三节车箱才追上！列车员问：“票呢？”他慢悠悠的从口袋里拿出了车票！列车员说：“有票你跑什么？”他说：“我愿意跑，你管的着吗？我也没让你们追我呀！”列车员无语。

 

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3、今天坐电梯，因为就lz一个人，习惯自娱自乐，电梯刚到，lz做出大力神掰开电梯门的动作，谁知道电梯门开的一瞬间，一妹子在电梯里也做这个动作，那小样儿比我还逼真呢，俩人当时就愣了。呵呵，我倒无所谓，妹子脸红了挺漂亮啊！貌似有缘，果断要号码继续发展下。

 

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4、回老家，长途汽车上，身后是一年轻的妈妈，孩子大约七八个月那样。途中孩子吃奶，孩子吃了一会停住了，用小手扯我的衣服。我刚回头，那位年轻的妈妈对孩子说：“快吃吧！叔叔不吃的。”“我...我...我想吃啊，吃得着么我。”

 

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5、Our university newspaper runs a weekly question feature. Recently, the question was: "Whose autograph would you most want to have, and why?" As expected, most responses mentioned music or sports stars, or politicians. The best response came from

 

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6、My English professor once launched into a lecture on "motivation." "What pushes you ahead?" he asked. "What is it that makes you go to school each day? What driving force makes you strive to accomplish?" Turning suddenly to o

 

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7、"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing is easier," he replied, "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer

 

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8、On the day of our final exam at my Community College in Santa Maria, Calif., we heard that the bookstore had changed its policy and would buy back our business-management textbooks. Before class, several of us dashed over to the store and sold our books.

 

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9、This is your captain speaking. On behalf of my crew... I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic. If you look out of the windows on

 

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10、One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau is known for his droll sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, "Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring, so I don&apos

 

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