笑话：Two brothers were looking at s

1、Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Whe

 

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2、昨天一女同事问我XO是什么意思？我不想教坏她，就跟她说是打牌！
次日见她QQ动态写道：昨晚和哥哥、弟弟XO到凌晨两点多，
早上起来好累啊！瞬间30赞！尼玛！不说了，赶着写辞职书呢！

 

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3、Son: "Dad, you are available to you on Friday afternoon?"
Dad: "What ah?"
Son: "mini-school parents have to open the forum!"
Dad: "What is micro-parents forum?"
Son: "It's only a class, you and I parti

 

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4、儿子3岁那会儿，因为刚让他分床睡，所以经常吵着要跟我们一块儿睡。一天，我应酬喝酒到凌晨才回家，媳妇就跟儿子说：“儿子，你看你爸好可怜，工作到半夜那么辛苦，还不能挨着自个的媳妇儿睡”谁知小家伙冒了句：妈妈，我更可怜，我连媳妇儿都没有

 

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5、老陈:昨晚真倒霉。
老李:发生了什么事?
老陈:我昨晚回家早了, 以往我总会在黑暗中抱住我家女佣, 谁知昨晚抱住的竟是我老婆。
老李:那也没关系啊 !
老陈:可是我老婆却说: 小冯, 老陈快回来了, 你还不快走!

 

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6、Do You Know Santa's True Profession?
Consider the following:
1. You never actually see Santa, only his "assistants."
2. Santa keeps his job until he decides to retire.
3. Santa doesn't really do the work; he directs a bunch of help

 

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7、我望着女朋友深情地说：“你真是一个美得让人窒息的女人。” 话音未落，女朋友在我腿上狠狠地掐了一把“下次再在我放屁的时候说这样的话，我可不会再这么便宜你了。”

 

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8、帮一女生换灯泡，叠了2张椅子，爬上去，我还贫嘴：“这活，只能男的来干，你们……“还没说完，啪啦一声就摔下来。那妹子过来说：对，我们不经摔。

 

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9、他身家千万，拥有豪车无数，私家豪华餐厅，现代化农牧场。自从QQ号丢了以后，他就一无所有了。

 

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10、愚人节上厕所忘了带手纸，打电话求救了5小时，竟然没有成功。都说少来愚弄我。

 

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