笑话：一天，小惠因背痛到医院去看医生

1、一天，小惠因背痛到医院去看医生。
她说：“医生，为何我的背部会那么痛呀？”
医生看了之后，摇了摇头，小惠紧张的问：“怎么了？”
医生问：“你昨晚是不是跟男朋友去约会了？”
小惠说：“对呀！ ”
医生跟着又问：“你们去墓地约会对不对？”
小惠说：“嗯！ ”(小惠很不好意思的回答)
医生说：“你们是否有过度的激烈运动？”
小惠说：“医生，你真厉害，怎么都知道？”
医生说：“因为你的背部浮现了‘显考柯公。。。之墓。。。孝男。。。孝孙。。。。。”

 

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2、这个故事是从我的一个喜欢骑得了摩托车驾驶执照， 并且玩摩托车10年以上的喜欢摩托车的人。平时他总喜欢用摩托车山路上飞奔。也不太喜欢在公司泡着或者是跟公司的人玩。 一天他有了一个后辈，一个叫高桥的喜欢依赖别人的男人。本来就喜欢照管别人的山本很快就管上了高桥。有一天，他们边吃中午饭边谈起了摩托车。 高桥说：“我还没骑过摩托呢，真想骑骑看埃”于是他们决定往琵琶湖方向骑摩托玩。“哇～～～～”每次转弯高桥......

 

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3、A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and tak

 

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4、The girl found the go-between and said, "You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didn't you tell me this before ?"　　
"I have told you. " said the go-between with justice on his side, When you met first, I told you that

 

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5、Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents'. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the younger one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTEN

 

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6、At the mall, my wife and I picked up some hardware items, including a handsaw. We were heading back to the car when we passed a steakhouse.
Let's try it. " my wife suggested. Although I felt a little foolish carrying the saw, I followed her ins

 

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7、One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right.
The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised.
He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim

 

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8、How do I get the gum out? Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, I'm meeting my wife right away. How do I ge

 

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9、There was a blind beggar wearing sunglasses and asking for money. A drunk man walked by, thinking the beggar was pitiful, threw him a hundred dollars.After walking a few steps, the drunkard turned around to see the blind man holding the money up to the su

 

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10、The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on（溺爱，宠爱） him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum（乱发脾气） . Then came his first day of school, his first day a

 

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